santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

Where are you that you called it a monobrow?

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]